Pets

Pets are pets. Some people treat them as equals. Some people talk to them like they have cognitive abilities and are able to
then reply in some such way. These people should be dragged into the streets and fed pet food until their meager brains devolve into a form resembling an animals brain. Then I would buy one and walk it around and name it Gary. We could dress in garish matching outfits and i could pick up Gary's feces.